branch-and-root:

jkthinkythoughts:

beastlysmut:

fuck did you think was gonna happen?

No joke, I’m laughing at this so hard my cat is worried about me.

Cats also go after moving dangly bits.  Just in case you felt the cat jump up on the bed behind you while in the middle of something.  That can put a quick and definite end to the evening’s festivities.
…admittedly, Bast really didn’t like that boyfriend, and may have been looking for revenge for the first morning Bast jumped up on the bed and then over me to his usual morning-snuggle spot, only to land on Boyfriend’s nuts.  I think he held the howling that followed against the poor guy, or possibly against his nuts in particular.

branch-and-root:

jkthinkythoughts:

beastlysmut:

fuck did you think was gonna happen?

No joke, I’m laughing at this so hard my cat is worried about me.

Cats also go after moving dangly bits.  Just in case you felt the cat jump up on the bed behind you while in the middle of something.  That can put a quick and definite end to the evening’s festivities.

…admittedly, Bast really didn’t like that boyfriend, and may have been looking for revenge for the first morning Bast jumped up on the bed and then over me to his usual morning-snuggle spot, only to land on Boyfriend’s nuts.  I think he held the howling that followed against the poor guy, or possibly against his nuts in particular.

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arrogantanupapaya:

kalifrak:

kalifrak:

The crouching cover is in this year…

I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.

Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT

oh my god

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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mymompickedthisurl:

ghdos:

parisiansunrisemoroccanmoonlight:

dynastylnoire:

oldnerdybasterd:

T’Challa the Black Panther

cosplayer Sean Shaw

Saturday May 31, 2014 Long Beach Comic Expo

Long Beach California

everyone go home. it’s over. he wins everything

yass my brutha

RAW.

this is epiccc

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ohsnappysnu:

i have never been more confused in my life

ohsnappysnu:

i have never been more confused in my life

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Tags: I GOT IT

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

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dodostad:

ladynorbert:

I always wonder how many times Travis Willingham had to practice before he was able to rap the whole thing without dying of laughter.

i am so confused and so glad. i probably don’t need to reblog anything ever again what could possibly follow this

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nipplethief:

oh my god

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digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

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kendrawcandraw:

This one isn’t very good but I was so distracted by how much I love Mason and Braeden that it was hard to pay attention

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